you’re never feeling the mood for tmi stuff.
YOU SAY AFTER I ANSWER 40+ QUESTIONS ABOUT PUTTING A PINK PONY DONGER IN MY BUTT
Yea, but no, I think I’m allowed to answer non-sexual things for at least one of the week. I mean, I’m not always horny. Just usually.
It’s 5am, Tuesday, and I got an accumulative total of 3 hours of sleep last night. Guess it’s time to answer some motherfucking questions ‘n’ shit.
Also, yea, not really feeling the TMI too much today, but we’ll see where things go.
I would literally suck someones dick for a Specialized Grenade Launcher Killstreak Kit.
Disclaimer: I will most likely not actually literally suck someone’s dick for a Specialized Grenade Launcher Killstreak Kit.
Based on two posts by http://whoopscloplockbox.tumblr.com/
(Everyone on Tumblr is secretly planning to kill Whoop by drowning him in fanart.)
One of these days, the Universe is just going to say “Trap, you’ve made enough shitty animations. It’s time for you to leave” and I’ll just nod sadly and sulk off to my homeworld full of dead kittens and burning eucalyptus trees.
Hahaha, oh lordy. This is pretty much an accurate representation of what I did for the next half an hour within 5 minutes of getting my toy.
Also, yes, death by Tumblr love sounds like a magnificent way to die. Please feel free to continue in your efforts~ UuU
I’m getting mixed messages here…
*Flop Flop Flop*
I see why they call it a ‘toy’ now, huehuehue. I could flop this thing around for hours~
I bet you guys can’t guess what I got in the mail today~ UuU
Hint: It’s a pony didlo. OuO
Sorry, I kinda woke a bit late today. ^^’
I’ll answer most the questions in an hour or so and the rest later on today.
I’ve been getting so much molestation lately I’m kinda scared to see whats gonna end up in my box…
Oh god, guys. Guys. I just bought a pink horse donger, guys. ;u;
Guys, oh god, help me…